Members of the medical community has weighed in on the new health care plan being developed by the Obama Team:
The Allergists thought that it should be scratched,
and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a bad gut feeling about it,
while the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt Obama is laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”
while the Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,
and the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas,
and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out,
leaving the entire decision up to the a**holes in Washington!